G of L Chapter 168: Eat lemon to relieve summer heat.
As
soon as Wang Yan came out, he saw Chuan Wa standing at the bedroom door,
distraught and afraid to enter, as his Brother-in-law had been forced into the
dormitory. Tsk, how can he have the same feeling as Monk Tang* had when he was
invited to Pansi Cave**?
He
smirked, turned up the volume a bit, and shouted at Chuan Wa: "Wake up and
go back to the palace!”
Chuan
Wa smiled and said: "OK!”
Chairman
Wang shook his head.
If
Ruyu was there, there would be a message on the spot: “The sage wants to return
to the palace, Xiao Chen Zi and Xiao Xu Zi, get up!”
It's
called having noodles.
Many
heads popped out from other rooms to see who dared to use the girls' room as a
harem. Looking at him, Wang Yan smiled and didn't panic at all. Instead, the
little heads watching the excitement backed away one by one. Hey, it's funny to
have such a voice in the girls' room!
Xu
Tian Ci came out with a sullen smile and asked: "Brother Wang, it's
usually your father-in-law who shouts when you have to go back to the palace.”
Uh...
Looks like it is.
Wang
Yan suddenly choked, and a few Snickers came from the two neighboring
dormitories.
"Boy, why are you so skinny?”
"Do you know what it means not to die?”
Brother
Wang held a grudge!
……
Back
in his room, Chuan Wa talked about what he saw and heard in the girls' room,
bluffing Ruyu, Squirrel, Dutch Potato, and Little Fatty.
After
Wang Yan got out of the shower, these guys were still talking about the girls
in the class, and not only them but also the friends from the N° 304 dorm
opposite gathered here. There were twelve boys in the economics class, and none
of them fell behind.
"Of course, Bai Zi Jiao is the most
beautiful! She has a beautiful white body!”
"Cut! Can Bai Zi Jiao's figure be comparable
to that of Tang Bu Tian? 1.72 meters, about 55 kg, with a protruding front and
back!”
“110 Jin, big brother! How big is she?”
"Dizzy...Are you blind? How explosive is
your figure? More than 1.70 meters. If you're not 55 kilograms, how can you get
fierce and swaying?”
"Anyway, Bai Zi Jiao is much more beautiful
and has a moderate figure.”
"Cut! It's a B at most. As soon as you raise
your hand, the ribs are exposed on the rib fan...”
"No, wait a minute..." Wang Yan wondered:
"How do you know the figure of a girl?”
Ruyu
smiled, raised his right hand, placed his middle and index finger in front of
his eyes, and said triumphantly: "Brother Wang, it's not me, just my
divine eyes. The error will not exceed 2cm!”
Wang
Yan was speechless. Squirrel was envious and dissatisfied and asked: "How
did you find out?”
Ruyu
turned his hands behind his back and raised his head proudly: "If you
don't fast forward and scan the five 2T hard drives, you naturally don't
understand.”
"So why are you always protecting yourself
like a jade?" asked Dutch Potato.
(⊙?⊙)!
Suddenly
Ruyu was stunned and everyone burst out laughing, and Wang Yan shook his head
and smiled. It's unrealistic not to talk about girls in boys' dorms. Just let
them show off!
As
a result, the group of boys continued to show up until after 8 p.m., before
going out to eat hungry and thirsty.
Wang
Yan had a headache: "Why do you have to go out to eat?”
“There is an atmosphere.”
"There are many types of meals to choose
from!”
"Well, you can take a walk…”
"I would love to eat noodles, and the takeout
will be marked.”
The
group of people winked, after thinking about the reason. Going to eat wasn't
the real reason, it was the girls outside the north gate!
To
go see the girls, the air conditioner was turned off, it's hot or not, it's not
a problem. Yes, so go ahead. It's really eye-catching along the way. It was a
full set of legs, which made little boys lose their minds. Finally, they found
a roadside stand to cook AA skewers. It was the first time the boys in the
class had dined together.
Since
military training will start tomorrow, they haven't had much to drink. Each
took a bottle of cold beer and treated it like a drink. That's it. Finally,
they all drink one each.
Chen
Binbin from the room opposite, a guy from Chuan Wa's hometown, a nice little
boy, started to drink more beer, and after drinking two drinks the beeps
started to sound continuous. The friends in Dormitory No. 304 were so bored
that they even persuaded and incited him to drink the third glass of wine. Then
Chen Binbin suddenly fell silent, thought for a moment, and staggered to the
side of the road and began to vomit.
Spit
…… Yes!
Wang
Yan almost laughed when he saw 304's friends bullying the stupid child. There
were so many wonderful boys in Economy Class 1. They will definitely not be
alone in the future.
On
the way back to the dormitory, a large number of boys were hooting haha,
looking at the puking boy in a funny way. They were like a bunch of boars that
roamed the flower field, crawling and dominating. Wherever they go, the girls
are afraid of them and try to avoid them. But for some reason, some high school
sisters looked at them with playful eyes, like they were at the top of the food
chain in the flower field. Tsk, that was interesting...
Back
in the bedroom, Wang Yan received a video call from Liu Li. His girlfriend was
doing the laundry. He couldn't see her most of the time. He could only chat by
voice, but it was also very interesting. He was unbored for 10 minutes. He sent
the self-introduction video taken by Dutch Potato, then took a bath and went to
bed.
……
On
September 1, Star City teachers will officially start school, and freshmen will
inaugurate military training.
When
the students were wearing military uniforms, they were all energetic and
couldn't wait a second.
Standing
in a straight line under the bright sun meant fading halfway. After standing in
a military pose for 20 minutes, the line narrowed to 95%. After another 20
minutes, the line was halfway down. When it was time to rest, there were only
two people who could still hold out under the bright sun - Wang Yan and Chuan
Wa.
The
group of young soldiers was so tired that they didn't even have the strength to
envy. They were lying in the shade of the trees, humming. Chuan Wa was actually
a strong supporter. He was also very tired and panting.
It
was none other than Wang Yan himself. With the current physical strength and
overall quality of young and old, this shouldn't be too easy to handle, let
alone having a strong will backing it up. When he was running for money under
the sun, his physical form was still very weak. At that time, he was able to
persevere at that time, and now it's even more problematic.
The
rest time was only 20 minutes in total.
Today
is the first day. The instructor may want to slap everyone, so he was very
strict throughout and showed no kindness.
Wang
Yan felt many people might not be able to survive the pace of training. After
thinking, he reported to the instructor and rushed to a small supermarket in
the canteen.
"Brother Wang, why are you going?”
Chuan
Wa still has the mind to ask, and the others can only watch.
Wang
Yan waved his hand and quickly disappeared, and after a while, he came back
with four mineral water bottles, lined up the plastic mineral water bottles,
held one with his thumb, and the other four fingers, then picked it up and
carried it away easily and put it on the boys' place. He put a very cold bottle
on the boys' place, and then took the other three to the girls' place.
The
playing field was so big in all, and the two sides are not far from each other.
The girls burst into joy as Wang Yan brought them water.
"Wow! You look so handsome, class leader!”
“Hard work, class leader!”
With
so many words, a cry suddenly erupted from the crowd of girls: "I love you!”
Wang
Yan looked up and looked around, looked for the girl in the circle of girls,
but found nothing. He smiled and put his empty left hand over his heart.
"Ha ha! Wang Yan, you're so skinny!”
Lou
Lou and Yi Guan Lan helped Wang Yan distribute the water, then Lou Lou took the
last one and looked up in dismay.
“Wow! Did you buy one at normal temperature?”
"Eh yes." Wang Yan nodded and said
nothing more.
The
girls in the two squares next door were so envious they almost died of acid,
and all sorts of complaints were voiced.
"Look at their class leader!”
"Oh! Why don't we have it? I want to drink
water too!”
“Call them, call them!”
“They all lie like dead dogs. What's the use of
shouting?”
"Their class leader is not only intimate but
also a handsome guy. Why is our class leader a mallet?”
The
Economy Class 1 girls were so proud they kept humming to the squares next door
as they shared the water.
Heh!
Are
you envious?
Envy
is right!
It's
hot. Eat more lemons to relieve the heat!
……
* Monk Tang (One of the protagonists of the
Chinese classic novel "Journey to the West")
** Pansi Cave is a place name that appears in
the 72nd chapter of "Journey to the West", one of the famous four
Chinese novels. In this episode, it is described that Tang Seng and his
apprentice met seven beautiful spiders on their way west. Zhu Bajie was tricked
and captured, and Tang Seng was also trapped in Pansi Cave to face death. The
story of being saved by Sun Wukong at the end, it embodies the idea of
"precept" in Buddhism and illustrates the deeper meaning of getting
rid of the confusion of the seven emotions and not being obsessed with the
precepts.
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