M I H G Chapter 202: Master Roshi.
Returning home at noon, Frank finally felt
a little better. He asked Master Roshi to watch a movie at home and went
downstairs to knock on Xiao Hei's door.
"What happened? Looking at your
appearance, it's like you've been overdoing it during a health regimen?"
Xiao Hei looked surprised and asked Frank.
"Don't mention it; I accompanied an
elderly person for morning exercises," Frank waved his hand, gesturing for
Xiao Hei to let him in.
"Don't joke around. Nowadays, elderly
people can only do some square dancing. Are you telling me you're so weak that
even square dancing is a struggle?"
"It's a long story." Frank felt
entertaining Master Roshi was even more challenging than entertaining Hannibal
Lecter. He sat on Xiao Hei's sofa and looked at him, asking, "Do you have
any unused tablets? Sell me one."
"I've got several tablets collecting
dust here. Take one if you want," Xiao Hei said, tossing a seemingly new
tablet to Frank.
Frank checked the storage capacity.
Although the tablet was an old model, it still had a capacity of 128 GB.
Sitting in Xiao Hei's home, he contacted several old acquaintances who were
skilled at sourcing digital content, got several tens of gigabytes of resources
from them, and then downloaded some adult content. He was busy with this when
Xiao Hei curiously leaned over to take a look. He chuckled and said, "So
this is what you use it for. No wonder you needed a separate tablet. What's wrong,
are all the cloud drives blocked recently?"
"I'm doing it for others," Frank
admitted truthfully.
"Come on, nine of the ten people
downloading this stuff would say it's for others. I'm not your partner, why are
you hiding it from me?"
"I really am downloading it for
others."
Frank really felt like crying without
tears now. He figured that after this elderly person left, his reputation
wouldn't be salvaged either, and after downloading all the content, he tossed
the tablet onto the table and said to Xiao Hei, "Let me hide here for a
while. I really can't face going home right now."
"What happened?" Xiao Hei looked
puzzled.
"Home caused kidney damage,"
Frank didn't elaborate and just pulled Xiao Hei into playing a game.
By the time it was almost dinner, Frank
had ordered a takeout and then returned home. Fortunately, the old man wasn't
watching movies at this time anymore. He was independently using Frank's
computer to search for fitness videos and exercise there.
"Old man; here are your photos."
Frank placed the tablet on the table and taught Master Roshi how to use it.
"Uh, not bad, young man, you're quite
on the right track," Master Roshi looked at Frank and said: "Are you
interested in becoming my disciple?"
"You mean I can travel to your world?"
Frank looked at Master Roshi with anticipation.
If that were really possible, he
definitely would want to go. Considering the age Master Roshi had claimed that
morning, it would be some time before Son Goku and Krillin would become his
disciples. By then, Frank might even get to meet Son Goku and Krillin.
Seeing a living Saiyan was every young
person's dream.
"Of course, that's impossible,"
Master Roshi decisively shook his head and said: "I can't invite you to
our world, but you can invite me over."
"Invite you over?" Frank was
about to ask, but Master Roshi raised his hand, cutting Frank off.
"You'll know what's going on after I
leave. So, how about it? Are you interested in joining the Turtle School under
me?"
"Master above all," Frank was
about to kneel and kowtow, but he was immediately stopped by Master Roshi's
hand.
"No need to be so formal, just a
formality. Just a formality." Master Roshi looked at Frank with a grin:
"As long as you can satisfy the master every time, he asked, the master
will also ensure your satisfaction."
Why does that sound so much like a pyramid
scheme?
Frank felt like making a comment, but then
again, such an easy advantage should not be missed.
After one night, the next morning, Frank
was once again pulled up by Master Roshi.
"Young man, let's go, time for
morning exercises."
Master Roshi looked at Frank and said:
"People who haven't exercised for a long time are well aware of the
consequences after a sudden intense workout. Some of the aftereffects of
excessive exercise only become apparent the next day."
Frank could now feel that his legs were
almost giving up. Where would he find the energy to exercise? But Master Roshi
had made plans to exercise together with the girl he met yesterday. There's no
way he would cancel the appointment.
Frank had to go even if he didn't want to.
He went downstairs, borrowed an electric scooter from Xiao Hei, and rode it
with Master Roshi to the park.
By this time, the girl from yesterday was
already standing at the entrance of the park's jogging track, waiting for them.
"Grandpa." The girl saw Master
Roshi and cheerfully waved, and today she was accompanied by another
short-haired girl.
Good morning, young lady," Master
Roshi hopped off the electric scooter with energy and greeted the girl.
"This is my cousin," the girl
introduced the girl next to her to Master Roshi.
"Sisters," Master Roshi's eyes
nearly popped out.
"Hello, I'm Lu Yao," the
short-haired girl had a well-proportioned body, slightly tanned skin, and
visible muscles from prolonged exercise.
"You can call me Master Wu
Tian," Master Roshi stretched his arms and bent his waist as he said.
"Who initiates calling someone
'teacher' upon meeting for the first time?" the girl from before spoke up,
"I'm Su Jie, Grandpa, please tell us your real name."
"Is it really Master Wu Tian,"
Master Roshi said as he took out his ID card and showed it to the two girls.
Both girls looked at it and indeed, the
name on the ID card was Master Wu Tian.
Frank also recalled at this point that
Master Roshi's real name was indeed Master Wu Tian. In the original manga,
there was a scene where he showed his ID card to someone, and the name column
actually had four Chinese characters, "Wu Tian, Master." However, on
that ID card, Master Roshi was wearing sunglasses and carrying a shell on his
back.
It could only be said that in the Dragon
Ball world, an ID card was just a prop; you could even take a photo with props.
"So you really go by this name,"
Su Jie and Lu Yao said in astonishment together.
"The old man has never lied,"
Master Roshi said as he put his ID card away.
"I thought it was strange enough that
someone named their child 'King of Glory' after reading the news a few days
ago, but I didn't expect something even stranger," Su Jie thought for a
moment and said: "Then I'll name my daughter 'Elder Sister' in the future,
to gain an advantage."
"You don't even have a husband, and
you're thinking of naming your daughter already?" Lu Yao pinched Su Jie's
face and then said to Master Roshi: "Old man, let's run together."
"Sure," Master Roshi immediately
made a running motion and said to Su Jie and Lu Yao, "You two run ahead,
I'll follow from behind."
"Then, you catch up, old man,"
Lu Yao said as she ran ahead, moving like a little leopard.
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